Did you hear about the double bass player who played so far out of tune that the singer noticed???
How many double bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the piano player can do that with his left hand.
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music
Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond? Eventually the bond will mature and earn money.
They say most guys only have one girl...but a guitar player always has his pick
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless!
In the 22nd century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source?
Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down
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